Working as a contract paralegal
has components in its favour,
and factors that are
unfavourable to some people.
If a way-off journey
and pleasure in your work life
is what would swimsuit you the very best,
freelancing may very well be
an awesome option for you!
I don’t want to bemoan the quality of spam these days but I find that very few live up to the standards I look for in found poetry. This is a tolerable exception
Original spam (provided by Lizzie Ross)
Asking questions are in fact fastidious thing if you are not understanding something completely, however this piece of writing gives good understanding even.
Spam transformed from Nonsense to Sense?
Asking questions are in! Fact!
Fastidious thing, if you are not understanding something completely!
However, this piece of writing gives good, understanding even!
• Thanks to Lizzie Ross for another entry in my first and only Spam Poetry Competition
Please note, the closing date for entries is the last day before eternity
if some one searches
for his essential thing,
thus he/she wishes to be
that in detail,
so that thing is maintained
A recent, recycled entry in my ongoing spam poetry competition
Do you have a favourite bit of spoetry you think qualifies? Post it as a comment below; please note, it will only be considered if it ends up in my spam folder.
No matter if some one searches
for his essential thing,
so he/she needs to be available
that in detail, therefore
that thing is maintained over here.
More spam poetry – keep it coming, spammers!
Heya i am
for the primary time
I came across this board
and I’m finding it
& it helped me out
I am hoping to give
one thing back
and help others
like you aided me.
It’s really a cool
and useful piece of info
I’m happy that you just shared this
helpful info with us
Please keep us up to date like this
Thank you for sharing
Succinct comments from a spammer
(Thanks for the found poem!)
It may go over the ducks’ heads though
One has to have
a very clear idea of them
to stay clear of any surprises
Ensure the organization
you have selected prints out
and about an expert backup
(also known as “proof”)
that will help you
look into the shades, fonts,
just about any spelling flaws
and also the total design!
Besides this, a person
don’t need to
sort of collateral
in lieu of the actual
availed amount of the loan
and so, you like money
Thanks to the spammer who unwittingly provided this nonsense poem, an example of found poetry (aka spam poetry or spoetry);
I’ve merely formatted it
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“And very long …”
“… could it be previous to …”
“… THREE-DIMENSIONAL printers
can make use of several elements
and therefore are of satisfactory power
to permit users …”
“… for you to make their particular hand gun…??”
“… it might probably be performed …”
“… currently company desires to place the areas together …”
“… I’m afraid the actual irony
of THREE-DIMENSIONAL making
needs to be planned along with …”
“… the tree-hugging, good-for-the-earth features…”
Found poetry from a Nike Max spam (we’re told “pas cher” but, frankly, do I care?) which seems to resemble scraps of overheard conversation — rather in the way these spams are put together to try to get past filters, unsuccessfully in this case
its completely defined and enormous
piece of writing
keep it up all the time
— Slightly edited and also uncredited spam poetry
What a stuff of un-ambiguity
and preserveness of precious familiarity
on the topic of unpredicted emotions
First of an occasional series of found / spam poetry or spoetry — thanks and apologies to an anonymous but entirely involuntary wordsmith for the word sequence — layout mine