SPAM #2 Fact!

https://openclipart.org/
https://openclipart.org/

Original spam (provided by Lizzie Ross)

Asking questions are in fact fastidious thing if you are not understanding something completely, however  this piece of writing gives good understanding even.

Spam transformed from Nonsense to Sense?

Asking questions are in! Fact!
Fastidious thing, if you are not understanding something completely!
However, this piece of writing gives good, understanding even!

Thanks to Lizzie Ross for another entry in my first and only Spam Poetry Competition
Please note, the closing date for entries is the last day before eternity

SPAM #1 → MAPS #1

map

Maps for transforming nonsense spam

Original
Genuinely when someone doesn’t be aware of afterward its up to other users that they will assist,
so here it takes place.

Nonsense → Sense

Genuinely, when someone doesn’t?
Be aware of afterward!
It’s up to other users that they will assist so.
Here it takes place.

 

Acknowledgement: Lizzie Ross for competition submission

Message in a bottle

footprints
footprints

No matter
if some one searches
for his essential thing,

thus he/she wishes to be
available

that in detail,
so that thing is maintained
over here.

A recent, recycled entry in my ongoing spam poetry competition
Do you have a favourite bit of spoetry you think qualifies? Post it as a comment below; please note, it will only be considered if it ends up in my spam folder.

very clear

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One has to have
a very clear idea of them
to stay clear of any surprises
later on

Ensure the organization
you have selected prints out
and about an expert backup
(also known as “proof”)
that will help you

look into the shades, fonts,
just about any spelling flaws
and also the total design!

Besides this, a person
don’t need to
commitment
sort of collateral
in lieu of the actual
availed amount of the loan

and so, you like money
with reduce

Thanks to the spammer who unwittingly provided this nonsense poem, an example of found poetry (aka spam poetry or spoetry);
I’ve merely formatted it

overheard

crazy

« : 0 ♦ o : »

“And very long …”

“… could it be previous to …”

“… THREE-DIMENSIONAL printers
can make use of several elements
and therefore are of satisfactory power
to permit users …”

“… for you to make their particular hand gun…??”

“… it might probably be performed …”

“… currently company desires to place the areas together …”

“… I’m afraid the actual irony
of THREE-DIMENSIONAL making
needs to be planned along with …”

“… the tree-hugging, good-for-the-earth features…”

Found poetry from a Nike Max spam (we’re told “pas cher” but, frankly, do I care?) which seems to resemble scraps of overheard conversation — rather in the way these spams are put together to try to get past filters, unsuccessfully in this case

unpredicted

 

ambiguity

What a stuff of un-ambiguity
and preserveness of precious familiarity
on the topic of unpredicted emotions

First of an occasional series of found / spam poetry or spoetry — thanks and apologies to an anonymous but entirely involuntary wordsmith for the word sequence — layout mine